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Quotes 2010-2011

Squeaky bum time for United detects Hoddle

Charlie Nicholas and Valencia take the law into their own hands.

The drugs don’t work for Roy Hodgson

Clint Dempsey talks sawker, Iain Dowie trucks away, Ronnie has a plan.

2010 in Guff: Perceptive Big Sam Allardyce

50. Perry Groves ploughed through the language barrier: "Robert Mancini's got that Italian style, the old joie de vivre." 49. Alan Brazil derailed United's title challenge: "Manchester United started like a train on fire." 48. Dwight Yorke went in hard: "It's very hard to...

Alan Hansen upset by terse Tottenham and all the week’s quotes

Ray Hudson puts Pep Guardiola through unpleasant Nou Camp initiation routine.

Terry Venables and his consistent guff

Merse finishes off Theo, Ger Canning attempts joke, shames nation.

Merse pays another visit to the Land of Nod

Peter Collins splits hairs, Stan Collymore traps Woy & Graham Taylor mocks physics.

Chris Kamara takes no chances with Sian Massey

Gilesy cooks the books for Man United.

Mike Phelan obliterates Liverpool legacy

Alan Mathews needs to brush up on his Eurovision history.

Dynamite George back in the groove

Liverpool a tight-knit club, Bobby Gould's Brighton miracle, Alan Brazil on fire.

Quotes of the week – Robbie Savage makes up the rules

Gilesy warns Spurs fans, Kevin Keegan sticks to what he knows and Merse takes pressure off Wilshere.

Ray Parlour steps up to the plate

Brian Kerr is proved right again. By Brian Kerr. Merse flags Arsenal weaknesses.

Mancini subjecting his babies to terror regime

Jamie's medical investigations continue, Alan Brazil pigeon fancier.

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