Friday, April 28, 2017

Merse pays another visit to the Land of Nod

Peter Collins splits hairs, Stan Collymore traps Woy & Graham Taylor mocks physics.

Richard Keys is mean to poor Paul Merson

Big split at Spurs, Alan Green gifts Fergie a lift, David Pleat optimistic.

2010 in Guff: Perceptive Big Sam Allardyce

50. Perry Groves ploughed through the language barrier: "Robert Mancini's got that Italian style, the old joie de vivre." 49. Alan Brazil derailed United's title challenge: "Manchester United started like a train on fire." 48. Dwight Yorke went in hard: "It's very hard to...

Big Pat’s embarrassment of riches

The Merse goes a bridge too far.

Quotes of the week – Robbie Savage makes up the rules

Gilesy warns Spurs fans, Kevin Keegan sticks to what he knows and Merse takes pressure off Wilshere.

Dynamite George back in the groove

Liverpool a tight-knit club, Bobby Gould's Brighton miracle, Alan Brazil on fire.

Squeaky bum time for United detects Hoddle

Charlie Nicholas and Valencia take the law into their own hands.

The drugs don’t work for Roy Hodgson

Clint Dempsey talks sawker, Iain Dowie trucks away, Ronnie has a plan.

Jamie the perfectionist

Selection dilemmas with the Merse.

Alan Hansen upset by terse Tottenham and all the week’s quotes

Ray Hudson puts Pep Guardiola through unpleasant Nou Camp initiation routine.

Ray Parlour steps up to the plate

Brian Kerr is proved right again. By Brian Kerr. Merse flags Arsenal weaknesses.

Jamie divides and conquers Spain

Modern Merse livens up the Bingo.

HALL OF GUFF

Eamon Dunphy

Graham Taylor

Kevin Keegan

John Motson

George Hamilton