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Fergie puts the moves on the United bench

May 21, 2009 | 0 Comments

Houghton shock revelation, in the kitchen with Martin Fisher and Tony Cas plays Frankenstein....

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Jimmy traps Brown in a lift

May 14, 2009 | 1 Comments

No losers for Jeff, Sbragia cut open, Silvestre's mickey and David Brady sets GAA guff standard....

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Big Sam sweats as Beglin’s mind wanders

April 22, 2009 | 0 Comments

Gilesy feels heat, Tel fluent, Pleat confused, Champion spot on. HOT UNDER THE COLLAR With Fergie and Allardyce lecturing Benitez on humility, Gilesy wondered if the conditions in Big Sam's glasshouse were suitable for stone-throwing:...

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Italy v Ireland in torrents of guff

April 2, 2009 | 0 Comments

George doesn't add up. Eamo's history lesson, Gilesy on new-fangled technology. Eamo was rather pointed at half time after George spent much of the first half trying to convince Jim Beglin that Pazzini had sharpened...

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Bend it like Beattie

February 24, 2009 | 0 Comments

Jimmy makes magic, Stan's fat cats, two-faced Martin Fisher...

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Brazil hails Villa’s boy wonder

February 13, 2009 | 0 Comments

Magic moment on Talksport as Alan Brazil gets text from moaning Gunner. Employing his trusted technique of engaging mouth mouth before brain, Big Al blustered in with typical   poise. "I wonder how Villa would...

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Gilesy’s Seanfhocail

February 13, 2009 | 1 Comments

It has been a while since Gilesy unveiled another of his litany of footballing sean-fhocail. In truth, this is a body of work notable for its unfamiliarity to anyone but Gilesy himself. Although Today FM...

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Big Pat loses his shape

February 3, 2009 | 2 Comments

Big, big Jamie, Brown prepared, Gullit hasn't forgiven Shearer yet. Before United-Everton, Pat "Isosceles" Dolan saw another side to the Toffees' attacking options: "It's the golden triangle, Felliani and Cahill." THE NEW MASSIVE Forget your...

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Kaka snubs City carrot

January 20, 2009 | 0 Comments

What Ricky will miss out on, Ronnie's geography, Welsh woe, Jewell philosophy. Man City's Nedum Onuoha was convinced the prospect of shooting practise with Darius Vassell and Jo will be enough to swing the Kaka...

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Mystic Lawro predicts

January 15, 2009 | 0 Comments

Merse repeats, Charlie lost in Europe, Cottee bored, Dan in Leitrim spot on. With no gossip at his disposal now that footballers are afraid to tell him anything, Lawro's latest trick is to predict the...

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Jeff Stelling claims top spot in 2008 Guff Parade

December 30, 2008 | 0 Comments

Stelling claims the big prize in top 30 quotes of the year. 30. Jamie Redknapp had Ricardo Fuller on the physio's sofa: "I don't know what state of mind his body is in." 29. Chris...

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Taylor discovers what those flags are for

December 23, 2008 | 0 Comments

Stelling comes down chimney, George tries his best, new autolino.   With even Reidy back in employment, isn't it high time the great managerial merry-go-round spat Graham Taylor back onto the spongy, padded surface of...

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Has Jeff Stelling turned into Cyril Farrell?

December 9, 2008 | 0 Comments

Stelling's lovely wristy hurlers, Sherwood's bungled break-in, Joanne Cantwell takes pity and more. Has the smooth-talking Jeff Stelling suddenly become football's answer to Cyril "As such, Ger" Farrell? Maybe Jeff has allocated all of his...

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