The 2008 Guff Parade

Stelling claims the big prize in top 30 quotes of the year.

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Taylor discovers what those flags are for

Stelling comes down chimney, George tries his best, new autolino. 

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Has Jeff Stelling turned into Cyril Farrell?

Stelling’s lovely wristy hurlers, Sherwood’s bungled break-in, Joanne Cantwell takes pity and more.

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English as a foreign language with Jamie

More triffic insight from the tight-trousered dandy, Jeff’s first conundrum and the rest…

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Thommo sends Dunner into limbo

Hansen splits hairs, Andy’s imaginary friends, Frank Stapleton lights up Setanta

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Charlie takes it to the sleep bank

Con brings football home, Jimmy red hot, Arsene speaks Weng.

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Ronaldo is a petulant brat, Bill

Eamon Dunphy’s Ronaldo fatwa is back on with a bang baby.

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Gilesy sets us straight

Villa aim for mythical fifth, Arsene thrown, Marwood torn and the rest.

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Lights, Kamara, Action

Kammy directs and the rest of this week’s quick one-twos.

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Merson finds new Dinny Irwin

Pleat backs a hunch, Razor sharp as ever, ROG demoted and the rest.

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Liverpool’s relative success

Smudger risks Scouse wrath and rest of quick one-twos

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Good times over for Gilesy

Honest Berba, Motty rewrites history and Thommo talks finance

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Stelling sticks it to Spurs

Giovanni sent to Hull and rest of this week’s quick one-twos.

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Eamo’s fatwa resumption

Ronaldo back in firing line, Dolan hungry and the rest of this week’s quick one-twos.

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George’s classic moment in time

Thommo’s call to nature, Spanish lice, Jimmy leaves Keano pointless, Eamo’s shortcut and more.

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Salako spots advanced simulation

Big Phil gets his apron on and all the rest of this weekend’s guff…

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Keys cries for Fellaini

Ashey absense weight off Geordies and all the this week’s quick one-twos

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