Stelling claims the big prize in top 30 quotes of the year.
Stelling comes down chimney, George tries his best, new autolino.
Stelling’s lovely wristy hurlers, Sherwood’s bungled break-in, Joanne Cantwell takes pity and more.
More triffic insight from the tight-trousered dandy, Jeff’s first conundrum and the rest…
Hansen splits hairs, Andy’s imaginary friends, Frank Stapleton lights up Setanta
Ronaldo back in firing line, Dolan hungry and the rest of this week’s quick one-twos.
Thommo’s call to nature, Spanish lice, Jimmy leaves Keano pointless, Eamo’s shortcut and more.
Big Phil gets his apron on and all the rest of this weekend’s guff…