Wednesday, May 24, 2017

2012 in Guff: Graeme Souness on a roll

Old stalwarts Garth Crooks, Chris Kamara and Charlie Nicholas were always in contention.

Euro 2008 early guff round-up

George marvels at Turk battling on with gurney strapped to leg "And Servet is having a large piece of medical equipment strapped to his left knee!" Jimmy Magee not impressed with less than magical Sagnol free-kick; "He can't put it through people....

Quotes of the week: Thommo bursting point

Ray Hudson cements status as mixed metaphor king.

Apropos of nothing

Following the first leg of Liverpool - Barcelona in the Big Cup last season, Eamo told us that "Ronan O'Gara and Brian O'Driscoll, these guys are up there. These guys set the bar for sport in the modern age...

Don’t invite Merse round for board games

Time flies for Brucie,Villa strip, Alanis Hamilton, Shakira speaks

Guff latest – Souey chops down rolling Arsenal

Gilesy's Dream Team a little Kenny-centric and lots more guff

George back on song

Like a Kevin Doyle goal, it was a long-time coming, but George was back doing what he does best at the weekend: "There's danger here and Robbie Keane is through."

Paul Merson goes extra mile to sum up Chelsea

Alan Shearer knows his mind, big changes at St Andrews and David Phillips comes good.

Kaka snubs City carrot

What Ricky will miss out on, Ronnie's geography, Welsh woe, Jewell philosophy. Man City's Nedum Onuoha was convinced the prospect of shooting practise with Darius Vassell and Jo will be enough to swing the Kaka deal: "I think we would...

Thommo sends Dunner into limbo

Hansen splits hairs, Andy's imaginary friends, Frank Stapleton lights up Setanta Of course flexibility is all important in the modern game, but Phil Thompson has spotted Richard Dunne taking things a little too far: "He puts his neck on the line...

Rare humility from Razor

Ray Houghton must have had a few to commemorate Stuttgart; "I missed an incredible amount of chances. A lot of people will look back to Wembley in 1991 when I missed from six yards. It's easily done I can tell...

Kev drives on and other stories

More England keeper trouble, six minute Fergie cries foul, Lawro danger in the workplace and more... GOING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION With the miracles slow in coming, destiny might not be so kind to the Geordie Messiah. But with everyone else...

HALL OF GUFF

Eamon Dunphy

Graham Taylor

Kevin Keegan

John Motson

George Hamilton