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What Thommo thinks of Northern Ireland

Ronnie Whelan reveals more trouble at City and Chelsea.

Charlie Nicholas hides in West Ham showers

Jim Rosenthal makes balls of cup draw, Merse out in the cold and more

Eamon Dunphy flying high on planet football

The opening World Cup weekend brought an orgy of guff.

Italy v Ireland in torrents of guff

George doesn't add up. Eamo's history lesson, Gilesy on new-fangled technology. Eamo was rather pointed at half time after George spent much of the first half trying to convince Jim Beglin that Pazzini had sharpened and swung his elbow with...

Quotes of the week: Billo’s caravan of love

Research remains the beaten stepchild in Irish media circles.

Toughicult for England but players just avoid crucifixion

England victory over Slovenia tests Mark Lawrenson's motions

Thommo sends Dunner into limbo

Hansen splits hairs, Andy's imaginary friends, Frank Stapleton lights up Setanta Of course flexibility is all important in the modern game, but Phil Thompson has spotted Richard Dunne taking things a little too far: "He puts his neck on the line...

Getting steamy in RTE as Roon demoted

The interscope in DH Towers is shut down at 5 on the dot every evening so we've no idea what kind of behind the scenes activities you can access via rte.ie's Big Cup service but according to the on-screen...

2012 in Guff: Graeme Souness on a roll

Old stalwarts Garth Crooks, Chris Kamara and Charlie Nicholas were always in contention.

Red Tom Tyrrell and co ride on

Some of the choice cuts this week from the DH Fine Emporium of Guff Phil Thommo using his mangerial nous to get in the head of Juande Ramos: "He's put Zokora in there to look at maybe long-short term." Red Tom Tyrrell...

Jim Beglin is smarter than the average ITV bear

All the latest nonsense in our World Cup guff update

Four cheers for Julien

Saturday's reappearance of the popular Jimmy Bullard for Fulham after sixteen months out injured had Chris Kamara fighting a familiar battle with coherence: "Four corners of the ground, and the sides of the ground, and well... the back...

Final day guff

Commentary Gabriel Egan-style as Cameron Jerome puts Birmingham 2-1 up; "Ahhh, who go, a ha, here we go." Ray Wilkins ups the hype-ante on Sky; "There's so many people's lives at stake" Quite what Peter Beagrie has against the Hull gaffer, we don't...

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