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2013 in Guff – Charlie Nicholas finds the positives

It might even have been the year that guff fought back.

2012 in Guff: Graeme Souness on a roll

Old stalwarts Garth Crooks, Chris Kamara and Charlie Nicholas were always in contention.

Quotes of the week: Thommo bursting point

Ray Hudson cements status as mixed metaphor king.
Peter Drury

Peter Drury rummages deep in bottomless pit of condescension

Day 5: Recall Pete's 'Goal for all Africa' at the last World Cup. Has he out-patronised himself for Poland's equaliser?

Brown Phil’s over the shoulder number

Word of Hod, Kamara Chameleon, modern day Jamie and more

Manchester City in polite company from here on in

Ian Holloway unlocks goalscoring oracle and all the rest of the week's guff.

Quotes of the week: Tony Cascarino digs deep

Paul Merson can't be trusted with a tape measure, Greg Halford unveils Mick's master plan and a Thierry Henry guff roundup.

Jim Beglin and those feckless Africans

Gilesy steps up the research on the World Cup's first Tuesday.

2014 in Guff: Adrian Chiles has crack at the cherry

It was a another vintage year for guff.

The Merse backs a hunch about Southampton

And all the rest of the week's guff

The guff hots up in the World Cup build-up

Andy Gray with pre-birth World Cup premonition

Niall Quinn puts the brakes on Cardiff joy

Richie Sadlier has the best CV in punditry

Quotes of the week: Ray Stubbs stays calm

Merse goes back to basics, Thommo paranoid, Geoff Shreeves gets tactical.



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