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The Word of Hod becoming hard to follow

The Week in Guff: Is Glenn living in the future or the past?

Ireland and Lancashire’s Lawro reckons Podolski should play for Poland

And all the other guff from Day Two at the Euros.
Gary Lineker

Gary Lineker knows his own mind, or does he?

Believable Jeff - all the guff from Day 1 at the Euros.

Manchester City in polite company from here on in

Ian Holloway unlocks goalscoring oracle and all the rest of the week's guff.

Guff latest – Souey chops down rolling Arsenal

Gilesy's Dream Team a little Kenny-centric and lots more guff

Alex McLeish gets his teeth into Villa injury crisis

And all the rest of the week's guff.

Steve Kean verbals take Ronglish forward

Blackburn gaffer breaks new ground and all the guff

Fergie puts the moves on the United bench

Houghton shock revelation, in the kitchen with Martin Fisher and Tony Cas plays Frankenstein.

Jimmy traps Brown in a lift

No losers for Jeff, Sbragia cut open, Silvestre's mickey and David Brady sets GAA guff standard.

Big Sam sweats as Beglin’s mind wanders

Gilesy feels heat, Tel fluent, Pleat confused, Champion spot on. HOT UNDER THE COLLAR With Fergie and Allardyce lecturing Benitez on humility, Gilesy wondered if the conditions in Big Sam's glasshouse were suitable for stone-throwing: "Sam Allardyce himself could get a few...

Italy v Ireland in torrents of guff

George doesn't add up. Eamo's history lesson, Gilesy on new-fangled technology. Eamo was rather pointed at half time after George spent much of the first half trying to convince Jim Beglin that Pazzini had sharpened and swung his elbow with...

Brazil hails Villa’s boy wonder

Magic moment on Talksport as Alan Brazil gets text from moaning Gunner. Employing his trusted technique of engaging mouth mouth before brain, Big Al blustered in with typical   poise. "I wonder how Villa would fare with such injuries. It would...

Gilesy’s Seanfhocail

It has been a while since Gilesy unveiled another of his litany of footballing sean-fhocail. In truth, this is a body of work notable for its unfamiliarity to anyone but Gilesy himself. Although Today FM marvel Tom Tyrrell remains the undisputed...



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