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Alan Shearer prolongs Africa’s misery – kind of

Alan Shearer prolongs Africa’s misery – kind of

Gilesy keeps it simple, Peter Drury goes tight and all the World Cup quarter-finals guff


Jim Beglin is smarter than the average ITV bear

Jim Beglin is smarter than the average ITV bear

All the latest nonsense in our World Cup guff update


The top ten lovers of World Cup 2010

The top ten lovers of World Cup 2010

The best Ooh Matron moments of the World Cup so far.


Toughicult for England but players just avoid crucifixion

Toughicult for England but players just avoid crucifixion

England victory over Slovenia tests Mark Lawrenson’s motions


Marvellous Magee monkeys around in guff onslaught

Marvellous Magee monkeys around in guff onslaught

Jimmy blooms for Nigeria-Greece to break all-known World Cup guff records.


Alan Hansen prefers 4-4-2 to apartheid

Alan Hansen prefers 4-4-2 to apartheid

Big Mick mental healer and all the guff from Wednesday at the World Cup


Jim Beglin and those feckless Africans

Jim Beglin and those feckless Africans

Gilesy steps up the research on the World Cup’s first Tuesday.


Garth Crooks continues to ask the hard questions

Garth Crooks continues to ask the hard questions

The best guff and quotes from Monday at the World Cup


Eamon Dunphy flying high on planet football

Eamon Dunphy flying high on planet football

The opening World Cup weekend brought an orgy of guff.


Glenn Hoddle is doctor to the King

Glenn Hoddle is doctor to the King

Merse improves the Russ Abbott on Soccer Saturday.


Bobby Gould has a mare

Bobby Gould has a mare

Matt Holland’s capital punishment, the equivocal Dr Keegan and more


Jeff Stelling takes control of Merse’s finances

Jeff Stelling takes control of Merse’s finances

Nothing changes for Shay Given, Charlie Nicholas is a snake charmer.


The Gospel according to Lawro

The Gospel according to Lawro

Ray Hudson destined for Hollywood, Bobby Gould saves it for the bedroom


Harkes finishes his thesis

Harkes finishes his thesis

Tony Cas heals Rooney but Richard Keys squeamish. Merse works on.


Paul Merson goes extra mile to sum up Chelsea

Paul Merson goes extra mile to sum up Chelsea

Alan Shearer knows his mind, big changes at St Andrews and David Phillips comes good.


Has Phil Brown taken a leaf out of Rooney’s book?

Has Phil Brown taken a leaf out of Rooney’s book?

Merse narrows in on Mourinho, Avran’s unusual tactic and lots more


Charlie Nicholas hides in West Ham showers

Charlie Nicholas hides in West Ham showers

Jim Rosenthal makes balls of cup draw, Merse out in the cold and more


Look but don’t touch says Arsene Wenger

Look but don’t touch says Arsene Wenger

Theo going blind, Micky Quinn feast and no famine, Chris Waddle’s football brain


Best quotes: Smudger puts world on JT alert

Best quotes: Smudger puts world on JT alert

Question time with Arshavin, Shreeves the copycat, Dunphy and Kamara differ.


Quotes of the week: Tyler sneaks Pool up the table

Quotes of the week: Tyler sneaks Pool up the table

Paul Merson makes Arsenal history, Eamon Dunphy makes Arsenal poverty history and much more

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