Saturday, March 25, 2017

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A tribute to football's geographically challenged: 10. "Costacurta, the Portuguese international... Shevchenko, the Uruguayan international..." Trevor Welch 9. "Newport 0, Wrexham 1. Well done to the Welsh there." Radio 2 newsreader 8. "Romania are more Portuguese than German." Barry Venison 7. "The Belgians will play like...

Mixed Metaphors

There was only ever going to be one winner: 10. "In the Scottish Cup you only get one crack at the cherry against Rangers or Celtic." Tom Ferrie 9. "I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel." Stuart Pearce 8. "The...

The Queen’s English

The top 10 dictionary manglers: 10. "They haven't made many sautées forward." Clive Allen 9. All the cul-de-sacs are closed for Scotland. Joe Jordan 8. There is great harmonium in the dressing room. Sir Alf Ramsey 7. "He's not going to adhere himself to the fans." Alan...

HALL OF GUFF

Eamon Dunphy

Graham Taylor

Kevin Keegan

George Hamilton

John Motson