Thursday, October 27, 2016

Radio Ga-Ga

They say a picture paints a thousand words. And while there are many that wish the likes of Motty would take greater heed of the maxim, it stands to reason that your average radio commentator or pundit must be...

Carry On Commentating

He's pulling him off! The Spanish manager is pulling his captain off! And all that kind of thing.

Christmas crackers

The guff of Christmas past

Get an atlas

A tribute to football's geographically challenged: 10. "Costacurta, the Portuguese international... Shevchenko, the Uruguayan international..." Trevor Welch 9. "Newport 0, Wrexham 1. Well done to the Welsh there." Radio 2 newsreader 8. "Romania are more Portuguese than German." Barry Venison 7. "The Belgians will play like...

Mixed Metaphors

There was only ever going to be one winner: 10. "In the Scottish Cup you only get one crack at the cherry against Rangers or Celtic." Tom Ferrie 9. "I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel." Stuart Pearce 8. "The...

The Queen’s English

The top 10 dictionary manglers: 10. "They haven't made many sautées forward." Clive Allen 9. All the cul-de-sacs are closed for Scotland. Joe Jordan 8. There is great harmonium in the dressing room. Sir Alf Ramsey 7. "He's not going to adhere himself to the fans." Alan...


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