Souness rolls from atop the 2012 guff parade

January 1, 2013 | 4 Comments

Old stalwarts Garth Crooks, Chris Kamara and Charlie Nicholas were always in contention....

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Tony Cascarino heads the 2009 guff parade

December 28, 2009 | 4 Comments

All the best quotes of the year from 50 down to number 1. Jimmy Magee and Paul Merson feature heavily....

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Radio Ga-Ga

December 10, 2009 | 3 Comments

They say a picture paints a thousand words. And while there are many that wish the likes of Motty would take greater heed of the maxim, it stands to reason that your average radio commentator...

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Carry On Commentating

December 7, 2009 | 8 Comments

He's pulling him off! The Spanish manager is pulling his captain off! And all that kind of thing....

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Jeff Stelling claims top spot in 2008 Guff Parade

December 30, 2008 | 1 Comments

Stelling claims the big prize in top 30 quotes of the year. 30. Jamie Redknapp had Ricardo Fuller on the physio's sofa: "I don't know what state of mind his body is in." 29. Chris...

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Christmas crackers

December 23, 2008 | 1 Comments

The guff of Christmas past...

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Get an atlas

August 11, 2006 | 1 Comments

A tribute to football's geographically challenged: 10. "Costacurta, the Portuguese international... Shevchenko, the Uruguayan international..." Trevor Welch 9. "Newport 0, Wrexham 1. Well done to the Welsh there." Radio 2 newsreader 8. "Romania are more...

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Mixed Metaphors

August 11, 2006 | 7 Comments

There was only ever going to be one winner: 10. "In the Scottish Cup you only get one crack at the cherry against Rangers or Celtic." Tom Ferrie 9. "I can see the carrot at...

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The Queen’s English

August 11, 2006 | 0 Comments

The top 10 dictionary manglers: 10. "They haven't made many sautées forward." Clive Allen 9. All the cul-de-sacs are closed for Scotland. Joe Jordan 8. There is great harmonium in the dressing room. Sir Alf...

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