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		<title>Jimmy Hill</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Mar 2011 11:11:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Trevor Brooking test</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Feb 2011 11:34:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A proven psychometric profiling tool.]]></description>
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		<title>Brian Marwood</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Nov 2010 01:32:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Guff Profiles: Now a big cheese at City, once simply a fence-sitting man of guff.]]></description>
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		<title>Tony Gubba</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Oct 2010 14:14:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Versatile jack-of-all-sports hides guff under bushel.]]></description>
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		<title>David Beckham quotes</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 11:48:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[To mark the sad news about poor old Becks missing the World Cup, we look back at the guff that's taken him this far.]]></description>
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		<title>Ray Houghton</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 11:17:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Diminutive stator of the obvious with 20-20 hindsight.]]></description>
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		<title>Brian Moore</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 10:43:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Grand old uncle of footie coverage. RIP]]></description>
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		<title>Tony Cascarino heads the 2009 guff parade</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 02:09:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[All the best quotes of the year from 50 down to number 1. Jimmy Magee and Paul Merson feature heavily.]]></description>
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		<title>Radio Ga-Ga</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 00:43:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[They say a picture paints a thousand words. And while there are many that wish the likes of Motty would take greater heed of the maxim, it stands to reason that your average radio commentator or pundit must be called upon to produce added verbiage by the ton in lieu of pictorial evidence. Little wonder then that the radio was once the spiritual home of guff. It certainly produced the landmark sporting gaffe of our time. The England – West Indies test series of 1976 provided the backdrop. Brian Johnston was at the mic and Peter Willey and Michael Holding were poised at the crease. The likes of David Baddiel will die trying before they could write what followed: &#8220;The bowler&#8217;s Holding, the batsman&#8217;s Willey.&#8221; While living up to those standards represents – as they&#8217;d say themselves – a big ask, the football commentators have not been slow to step up to the plate.  You&#8217;ve got cranky Alan Green, excitable Jonathan Pearce, sensible Mick Ingham, and lyrical Stuart Hall and his jockstraps full of dynamite. And then there&#8217;s Tom Tyrrell, the Mancunian nonsense factory that blows everyone away. In Fever Pitch, Nick Horby described listening to football on the radio thus: &#8220;Football reduced to its lowest common denominator. Shorn of the games aesthetic pleasures, or the comfort of the crowd that feels the same way as you, or the sense of security that you get when you see that your defenders and your goalkeeper are more or less where they should be, all that is left is naked fear.&#8221; He was nearly right. Fear and guff. Top 10 slices of Radio Guff 10. &#8220;Fifty thousand here tonight, but it sounds like fifty two thousand.&#8221; Bryon Butler 9. &#8220;Our talking point this morning is George Best, his liver transplant and the booze culture in football. Don&#8217;t forget, the best caller wins a crate of John Smith&#8217;s&#8221; Alan Brazil 8. &#8220;What will you do when you leave football, Jack &#8211; will you stay in football?&#8221; Stuart Hall 7. &#8216;Neil Sullivan has stopped absolutely everything have thrown at him&#8230; Wimbledon 1, Manchester United 1.&#8217; Mike Ingham 6. &#8220;He&#8217;s only a foot away from the linesman &#8211; or should I say a metre, in modern parlance&#8221; Jimmy Armfield 5. &#8220;Sporting Lisbon in their green and white hoops, looking like a team of zebras.&#8221; Peter Jones 4. &#8220;John Moncur has been much more effective since he came on.&#8221; Alan Green 3. &#8220;The trainers weren&#8217;t on the pitch at all&#8230; but of course the referee does have to take into account the minute&#8217;s silence.&#8221; Conor MacNamara .2 “Roy Keane didn’t go through the book with a fine toothbrush&#8217; Tony Cascarino 1. &#8220;We are about as far away from the penalty box as the penalty box is from us.&#8221; Tom Tyrrell]]></description>
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		<title>Carry On Commentating</title>
		<link>http://www.dangerhere.com/carry-on-commentating-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 23:04:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chef</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[He's pulling him off! The Spanish manager is pulling his captain off! And all that kind of thing.]]></description>
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