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		<title>Tony Gubba</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Oct 2010 14:14:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Versatile jack-of-all-sports hides guff under bushel.]]></description>
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		<title>Brian Moore</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 10:43:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Grand old uncle of footie coverage. RIP]]></description>
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		<title>Barry Davies</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2009 00:47:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Legend turned ice-dancer]]></description>
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		<title>George Hamilton</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 13:49:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The jinxing metaphor king]]></description>
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		<title>Clive Tyldesley</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 03:03:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>John Motson</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 02:55:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Love Football. Hate Germany. Heh heh. No one could fault John Motson for lack of commitment to the game. The man lives, breathes, and most likely eats football. Renowned for commentating on Subbuteo matches at home to warm up for big games, he brings a singular devotion to his job. Whilst he could – and does – talk for England, he cuts a disconcertingly taciturn figure in the Football Focus studio whenever Stubbsy drags him in for a spot of extracurricular punditry duty. It seems that Motty is far less comfortable being a talking head than merely a speaking voice. As anyone with a high-definition widescreen television will tell you, perhaps that’s for the best. It’s hard to pin down exactly what makes Motty the man that he is. In an attempt to get to the bottom of this mystery, we’ve categorized some of his top quotes along the lines of things that give him trouble. Colour trouble&#8230; &#8220;Northern Ireland were in white, which was quite appropriate because three inches of snow had to be cleared from the pitch before kick off.&#8221; Camouflage gear is often the difference between victory and defeat in a football match. &#8220;The referee is wearing the same yellow-coloured top as the Slovakian goalkeeper. I&#8217;d have thought the UEFA official would have spotted that &#8211; but perhaps he&#8217;s been deafened by the noise of this crowd.&#8221; The UEFA official is presumably either a bat or a whale. &#8220;Nearly all the Brazilian supporters are wearing yellow shirts &#8211; it&#8217;s a fabulous kaleidoscope of colour!&#8221; Motty’s kaleidoscope must be on the blink. &#8220;It must be like being stuck in the middle of a giant Outspan.&#8221; In fact, Motty, sitting amongst Dutch fans is not much like being stuck inside an orange. &#8220;For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are in the yellow strip.&#8221; The all-time Motty colours classic. Number trouble&#8230; &#8220;If David Beckham claims that goal, it will be only the second goal he has scored for England&#8230; well, no, it won&#8217;t be&#8230; it&#8217;ll be the fourth or fifth free kick, I think&#8230; but certainly the one in Sapporo is the one we remember most in recent times&#8230; but how often has he changed the direction of the game for England?&#8221; How often has Motty changed the direction of this sentence? &#8220;You couldn&#8217;t count the number of moves Alan Ball made&#8230; I counted four, and possibly five.&#8221; Other people can also count to five, Motty. &#8220;I&#8217;ve just heard that in the other match Real Madrid have just scored. That makes the score, if my calculations are correct, 4 &#8211; 3! But I&#8217;m only guessing!&#8221; In fact, we doubt that you can count to five yourself. &#8220;I&#8217;ve lost count of how many chances Helsingborg have had. It&#8217;s at least five.&#8221; Actually, you definitely can’t. &#8220;In a sense it&#8217;s a one-man show&#8230; except that there are two men involved, Hartson and Berkovic, and a third man, the goalkeeper.&#8221; But unfortunately you can count to three. &#8220;He&#8217;s not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Alan Parry</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2007 14:47:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;The first major trophy of the afternoon will be decided later.&#8221; Alan puts the Carling Cup in its place. “Cleland was the victim of his own downfall.” Landed badly? “Villa will probably play a lot worse than this and lose.” They surely will. “That&#8217;s referee Mike Reed&#8217;s 50th booking of the season, which works out at an average of six a game.” Don’t forget to carry the two, Alan. “Ritchie has now scored 11 goals, exactly double the number he scored last season.” Or indeed the one. “Liverpool are currently halfway through an unbeaten twelve-match run.” That’s better. &#8220;The Liverpool players are passing the cup down the line like a new born baby. Although when they are back in the dressing room they will probably fill it with champagne, something you should never do to a baby.&#8221; Parry is the responsible one in his household. “He will probably wake up after having sleepless nights thinking about that one.” Not the baby, hopefully. “The ball was literally glued to the back of his foot &#8211; into the back of the net.” That’s one packet of glue we’d take back to the shop. “He had no chance of beating Schmeichel from there, but it was always worth a try.” Raising a glass to the art to futility. “Lampard, as usual, arrived in the nick of time, but it wasn&#8217;t quite soon enough.”Might as well have taken his time.]]></description>
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		<title>Tom Tyrrell</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Aug 2007 00:01:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chef</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The voice of Manchester United]]></description>
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