Saturday, March 25, 2017

Ray Houghton

Diminutive stator of the obvious with 20-20 hindsight.

Mixed Metaphors

There was only ever going to be one winner: 10. "In the Scottish Cup you only get one crack at the cherry against Rangers or Celtic." Tom Ferrie 9. "I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel." Stuart Pearce 8. "The...

Kevin Keegan

Football's eternal optimist.

Tom Tyrrell

The voice of Manchester United

Alan Parry

"The first major trophy of the afternoon will be decided later." Alan puts the Carling Cup in its place. "Cleland was the victim of his own downfall." Landed badly? "Villa will probably play a lot worse than this and lose." They surely will. "That's referee...

Get an atlas

A tribute to football's geographically challenged: 10. "Costacurta, the Portuguese international... Shevchenko, the Uruguayan international..." Trevor Welch 9. "Newport 0, Wrexham 1. Well done to the Welsh there." Radio 2 newsreader 8. "Romania are more Portuguese than German." Barry Venison 7. "The Belgians will play like...

Clive Tyldesley

Big Ron's former straight man.

15 reasons why Andy Townsend divided ITV viewers

Word that co-commentator Andy Townsend is set to leave ITV at the end of the season has divided the watching public. Here’s why…

Christmas crackers

The guff of Christmas past

The George Hamilton guff story continues

A salute to a decade of guff

David Pleat

Beige suit, off-white loafers, huge stock of guff

Jimmy Hill

The grand old chin of English football.

Brian Moore

Grand old uncle of footie coverage. RIP

HALL OF GUFF

Eamon Dunphy

Graham Taylor

Kevin Keegan

George Hamilton

John Motson