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Barry Davies

Legend turned ice-dancer

The Trevor Brooking test

A proven psychometric profiling tool.

15 reasons why Andy Townsend divided ITV viewers

Word that co-commentator Andy Townsend is set to leave ITV at the end of the season has divided the watching public. Here’s why…

John Giles

The statesman of Irish punditry

Brian Moore

Grand old uncle of footie coverage. RIP

John Motson

Love Football. Hate Germany. Heh heh. No one could fault John Motson for lack of commitment to the game. The man lives, breathes, and most likely eats football. Renowned for commentating on Subbuteo matches at home to warm up for...

Radio Ga-Ga

They say a picture paints a thousand words. And while there are many that wish the likes of Motty would take greater heed of the maxim, it stands to reason that your average radio commentator or pundit must be...

Clive Tyldesley

Big Ron's former straight man.

Tom Tyrrell

The voice of Manchester United

Eamon Dunphy

The insult files. Embarrassing, bankrupt, hopeless.

Brian Marwood

Guff Profiles: Now a big cheese at City, once simply a fence-sitting man of guff.

The Queen’s English

The top 10 dictionary manglers: 10. "They haven't made many sautées forward." Clive Allen 9. All the cul-de-sacs are closed for Scotland. Joe Jordan 8. There is great harmonium in the dressing room. Sir Alf Ramsey 7. "He's not going to adhere himself to the fans." Alan...

David Pleat

Beige suit, off-white loafers, huge stock of guff



Eamon Dunphy

Graham Taylor

John Motson

Kevin Keegan

George Hamilton