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Eamon Dunphy

The insult files. Embarrassing, bankrupt, hopeless.

Tom Tyrrell

The voice of Manchester United

The Trevor Brooking test

A proven psychometric profiling tool.

John Giles

The statesman of Irish punditry

Jimmy Hill

The grand old chin of English football.

Bobby Robson

The grand old gentleman of guff.

Brian Marwood

Guff Profiles: Now a big cheese at City, once simply a fence-sitting man of guff.

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A tribute to football's geographically challenged: 10. "Costacurta, the Portuguese international... Shevchenko, the Uruguayan international..." Trevor Welch 9. "Newport 0, Wrexham 1. Well done to the Welsh there." Radio 2 newsreader 8. "Romania are more Portuguese than German." Barry Venison 7. "The Belgians will play like...

Wenger in guff: gyrating furiously with the fourth official

The Arsenal gaffer has contributed generously to the language of football since his arrival in the Premier League.

George Hamilton

The jinxing metaphor king

Carry On Commentating

He's pulling him off! The Spanish manager is pulling his captain off! And all that kind of thing.

Clive Tyldesley

Big Ron's former straight man.

David Pleat

Beige suit, off-white loafers, huge stock of guff

THE YEARS IN GUFF

HALL OF GUFF

John Motson

Eamon Dunphy

Graham Taylor

Kevin Keegan

George Hamilton

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