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The Queen’s English

The top 10 dictionary manglers: 10. "They haven't made many sautées forward." Clive Allen 9. All the cul-de-sacs are closed for Scotland. Joe Jordan 8. There is great harmonium in the dressing room. Sir Alf Ramsey 7. "He's not going to adhere himself to the fans." Alan...

Clive Tyldesley

Big Ron's former straight man.

Ron Atkinson

Big orange Ron, the linguistic genius.

15 reasons why Andy Townsend divided ITV viewers

Word that co-commentator Andy Townsend is set to leave ITV at the end of the season has divided the watching public. Here’s why…

Brian Moore

Grand old uncle of footie coverage. RIP

Ray Houghton

Diminutive stator of the obvious with 20-20 hindsight.

Wenger in guff: gyrating furiously with the fourth official

The Arsenal gaffer has contributed generously to the language of football since his arrival in the Premier League.

Jimmy Hill

The grand old chin of English football.

Kevin Keegan

Football's eternal optimist.

Eamon Dunphy

The insult files. Embarrassing, bankrupt, hopeless.

Carry On Commentating

He's pulling him off! The Spanish manager is pulling his captain off! And all that kind of thing.

The George Hamilton guff story continues

A salute to a decade of guff

Barry Davies

Legend turned ice-dancer



Eamon Dunphy

John Motson

Graham Taylor

Kevin Keegan

George Hamilton