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Brian Moore

Grand old uncle of footie coverage. RIP

Bobby Robson

The grand old gentleman of guff.

Clive Tyldesley

Big Ron's former straight man.

The Trevor Brooking test

A proven psychometric profiling tool.

David Pleat

Beige suit, off-white loafers, huge stock of guff

The Queen’s English

The top 10 dictionary manglers: 10. "They haven't made many sautées forward." Clive Allen 9. All the cul-de-sacs are closed for Scotland. Joe Jordan 8. There is great harmonium in the dressing room. Sir Alf Ramsey 7. "He's not going to adhere himself to the fans." Alan...

John Motson

Love Football. Hate Germany. Heh heh. No one could fault John Motson for lack of commitment to the game. The man lives, breathes, and most likely eats football. Renowned for commentating on Subbuteo matches at home to warm up for...

Eamon Dunphy

The insult files. Embarrassing, bankrupt, hopeless.

The George Hamilton guff story continues

A salute to a decade of guff

David Beckham quotes

To mark the sad news about poor old Becks missing the World Cup, we look back at the guff that's taken him this far.

Christmas crackers

The guff of Christmas past

Jimmy Hill

The grand old chin of English football.

Alan Parry

"The first major trophy of the afternoon will be decided later." Alan puts the Carling Cup in its place. "Cleland was the victim of his own downfall." Landed badly? "Villa will probably play a lot worse than this and lose." They surely will. "That's referee...

THE YEARS IN GUFF

HALL OF GUFF

Eamon Dunphy

Graham Taylor

John Motson

Kevin Keegan

George Hamilton

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