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John Motson

Love Football. Hate Germany. Heh heh. No one could fault John Motson for lack of commitment to the game. The man lives, breathes, and most likely eats football. Renowned for commentating on Subbuteo matches at home to warm up for...

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A tribute to football's geographically challenged: 10. "Costacurta, the Portuguese international... Shevchenko, the Uruguayan international..." Trevor Welch 9. "Newport 0, Wrexham 1. Well done to the Welsh there." Radio 2 newsreader 8. "Romania are more Portuguese than German." Barry Venison 7. "The Belgians will play like...

Clive Tyldesley

Big Ron's former straight man.

Mixed Metaphors

There was only ever going to be one winner: 10. "In the Scottish Cup you only get one crack at the cherry against Rangers or Celtic." Tom Ferrie 9. "I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel." Stuart Pearce 8. "The...

Bobby Robson

The grand old gentleman of guff.

Graham Taylor

Turnip for the English books

Tony Gubba

Versatile jack-of-all-sports hides guff under bushel.

Kevin Keegan

Football's eternal optimist.

Tom Tyrrell

The voice of Manchester United

David Pleat

Beige suit, off-white loafers, huge stock of guff

David Beckham quotes

To mark the sad news about poor old Becks missing the World Cup, we look back at the guff that's taken him this far.

Radio Ga-Ga

They say a picture paints a thousand words. And while there are many that wish the likes of Motty would take greater heed of the maxim, it stands to reason that your average radio commentator or pundit must be...

George Hamilton

The jinxing metaphor king

THE YEARS IN GUFF

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