Hall Of Guff | Football quotes, humour and opinions

David Beckham quotes

To mark the sad news about poor old Becks missing the World Cup, we look back at the guff that’s taken him this far.

March 18, 2010 | Posted in Blog,Players | Read More »

Ray Houghton

Diminutive stator of the obvious with 20-20 hindsight.

February 24, 2010 | Posted in Blog,Co-commentators,Pundits | Read More »

Brian Moore

Grand old uncle of footie coverage. RIP

January 26, 2010 | Posted in Blog,Commentators,Guffbank | Read More »

Eamon Dunphy

The insult files. Embarrassing, bankrupt, hopeless.

August 30, 2009 | Posted in Pundits | Read More »

Barry Davies

Legend turned ice-dancer

August 30, 2009 | Posted in Commentators | Read More »

Bobby Robson

The grand old gentleman of guff.

August 30, 2009 | Posted in Co-commentators,Managers | Read More »

Graham Taylor

Turnip for the English books

August 29, 2009 | Posted in Co-commentators,Managers | Read More »

Howard Wilkinson

The man who thought he could learn football from a book.

August 29, 2009 | Posted in Managers | Read More »

David Pleat

Beige suit, off-white loafers, huge stock of guff

August 29, 2009 | Posted in Co-commentators | Read More »

George Hamilton

The jinxing metaphor king

August 6, 2009 | Posted in Commentators | Read More »

Ron Atkinson

Big orange Ron, the linguistic genius.

August 6, 2009 | Posted in Co-commentators | Read More »

Clive Tyldesley

Big Ron’s former straight man.

October 20, 2008 | Posted in Commentators | Read More »

John Motson

Love Football. Hate Germany. Heh heh.

October 20, 2008 | Posted in Commentators | Read More »

Kevin Keegan

Football’s eternal optimist.

October 20, 2008 | Posted in Managers | Read More »

John Giles

The statesman of Irish punditry

August 30, 2007 | Posted in Pundits | Read More »

Tom Tyrrell

The voice of Manchester United

August 30, 2007 | Posted in Commentators | Read More »