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		<title>The Unlikely Lads</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 17:07:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever been foiled late doors having avoided the football scores all day?]]></description>
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		<title>Arsene Wenger when people still loved him &#8211; a little</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 17:54:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the latest edition of Heyday, Neil Ardiff captures Arsene in his FC Mulhouse pomp.]]></description>
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		<title>Heyday &#8211; Harry Redknapp</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 11:50:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The first in a new series of cigarette cards from cartoonist laureate Neil Ardiff &#8211; featuring all of the Premier League managers at the club where they first played. And Andre Villas Boas with his first tactics board or something. First up, Knighthood outsider Harry Redknapp.]]></description>
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		<title>Peter Collins shakes off Twitter scandal</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2011 14:09:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[But RTE star set for jungle escape]]></description>
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		<title>Learn Modern Merse – Lesson 1</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Oct 2010 12:13:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The building blocks of an exciting, if primitive, new language.]]></description>
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		<title>World Cup lookalikes: Anxious Danes</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 11:39:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chef</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Worries Danes hope Bendtner and co have x-factor against Cameroon.]]></description>
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		<title>World Cup lookalikes &#8211; Joachim Low</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2010 11:32:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[No desperation so far for housewives' favourite German gaffer Joachim Low.]]></description>
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		<title>Rafa Benitez and&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 12:10:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[New series of kids' favourite takes traumatic turn when the star of the show finds out what her father does for a living.]]></description>
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		<title>The Charter of Reality: Who are the real teams?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 01:14:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chef</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lesson 3: A simple guide to dismissing the achievements of all but a handful of teams in history with Eamon Dunphy and John Giles. Positivity will get you absolutely nowhere in football punditry. It’s all very well to flirt with enthusiasm every now and again but you must quickly come to your senses and realise that there is something fundamentally wrong with what you have seen. It is false! Nowhere is this realism more important that in the assessment of great teams. Firstly, of course, there are no great teams. But, and this is being a little generous, there are some “real teams”, sometimes known as “serious sides”. It’s important to remember that you must not, under any circumstances, award credit or recognition for a team performance unless one calibrates whether that performance would have been sufficient against one of the real teams. It never will. The Charter To establish itself at the vanguard of football virtuosity, a “real team”: - Won’t give you a chance - Will, in fact, kill the game off when they have a chance - Doesn’t, under any circumstances, include David Beckham - Do their stuff at the right time - Have, needless to say, an abundance of moral courage - Are well able to look after themselves - Possess a player who will put his foot on the ball and dictate the pace of the game - Can even rely on the same fellow to knock some bread and butter passes - Play the game on its merits - Always defend on its merits - Won’t struggle against your Blackburns and your Boltons - Work hard, produce the magic moments and do the bread and butter stuff as well - Never mention “tiredness” - Don’t get involved in “that kind of showboating” The serious contenders It should be noted that a side’s entitlement to reality status might be a somewhat fluid accolade. For example, international pretenders like Holland, Argentina, Portugal and Germany might well be afforded temporary realness at the beginning of a major tournament. However, once England are safely out of the way, it can be quickly established that none of these teams were very real at all. In fact, in most cases, they were entirely “bankrupt”. Likewise, “your Milans”, “your Real Madrids” and “your Arsenals” may well be real teams when the balls come out of the hat in August. But as soon as these shapers kick a ball in anger, they can safely be dismissed as “fatally flawed”. At time of writing, we believe there are seven outfits that can safely be described as real teams. - Real Madrid 1960s - Brazil 1970 - The Leeds United team that John played in - Germany 1974 - Italy 1982 (up for debate) - Milan 1989/90 - The Liverpool team that Ronnie played in Institute of Commentating Note: The Manchester United team of 1999 may sometimes earn temporary reality status, as long as its forgotten that David Beckham was a key component and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gilesy&#8217;s ten footballing commandments</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 00:42:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chef</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lesson 2: The essential building blocks of any punditry career as carved in stone by John Giles. 1. Thou shalt provide honesty of effort 2. Thou shalt defend on its merits 3. Thou shalt speculate to accumulate 4. Thou shalt have the courage of your convictions 5. Thou shalt not know much about them, Bill 6. Thou shalt not worship tactics 7. Thou shalt dictate the pace of the game 8. Thou shalt bring people into the game with bread and butter passes 9. Thou shalt not get involved in showboating or nonsense 10. Thou shalt have moral courage]]></description>
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