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Learn Modern Merse – Lesson 1

The building blocks of an exciting, if primitive, new language.

Gilesy’s ten footballing commandments

Lesson 2: The essential building blocks of any punditry career as carved in stone by John Giles. 1. Thou shalt provide honesty of effort 2. Thou shalt defend on its merits 3. Thou shalt speculate to accumulate 4. Thou shalt have the courage...

Andy Gray and the PACE scale

Lesson 1: A certification process for frontmen who don't arrive in installments. One of the game's true innovators, many point to Andy Gray's role alongside Martin Tyler and Richard Keys in the creation of The Greatest League in the World...

The Charter of Reality: Who are the real teams?

Lesson 3: A simple guide to dismissing the achievements of all but a handful of teams in history with Eamon Dunphy and John Giles. Positivity will get you absolutely nowhere in football punditry. It's all very well to flirt with...



John Motson

Eamon Dunphy

Graham Taylor

Kevin Keegan

George Hamilton