After the plans for a new digital TV football highlights service are lost at a motorway service station, BSkyB begins a feverish search for them. As Bond (Jeff Stelling) joins the search, he suspects Rodney Marsh of involvement in the affair. Bond finds an ally in the beautiful Kirsty Gallagher, a 12-foot tall ex-supermodel turned [...]
Tired of eking a frugal living from sitting on the fence, evil, scantily clad villain Trevor Brooking decides instead to become a fence, soon doing a roaring trade in stolen diamonds at his casino in East London. When malevolent Brooking – aided by assistant Motty – decides to use his ill-gotten jewels to create a [...]
Megalomaniac media mogul Elliot Carver (Jonathan Pryce) seeks to complete his global communications empire by demolishing the BSkyB media conglomerate. Finding himself thwarted by the ratings-winning excitability of co-commentator/pundit Chris Kamara, he dispatches a team of assassins to dispose of Kamara by any means necessary. MI6 assigns James Bond (Jeff Stelling) to the case. Aided [...]
In a rash move, MI6 boss “M” appoints Agent 0013 (Frank Stapleton) as the new anchor of Gillette Soccer Saturday, freeing up Agent 007 (Jeff Stelling) for expanded greyhound-related duties. But catastrophic levels of dourness, glumness and negativity, combined with a distinctly unsuave manner and a degree of verbal confusion matched only by Sky stablemate [...]
