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Alex Ferguson wants say in Paul the Octopus successor

The Guardian reports that Fergie will handpick leggy Paul's replacement.

What Fergie could spend £80 million pounds on

Ronaldo finally did us all a favour and admitted has wanted to move to Real Madrid for years, meaning we can hopefully put the most tedious of transfer stories to bed. But now Fergie has two black suitcases stuffed...

The future for English football – the Ronglish way

Just where is English football going from here? What would Ron do?

Penalty revenge on cartwheel keeper

Imitation is the best form of gloating.

Seedorf is Italy’s Willy Wonka

Is this Italy's answer to Big Ron? Or is he calling Seedorf "Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka, the chocolate man" due to Clarence's little-known fondness for Curly Wurlies?

Football News: Campbell quits, Murphy states the obvious and Rafa’s brassic

The weekend is drawing near, so here's a round-up of a few stories that caught my eye this week, along with my thoughts on them. I have no wish to offend residents of Morcambe, but it has to be said...

Twitter unimpressed with Mark Bright’s co-commentary

Mark Bright's stint alongside Guy Mowbray in the St James' Park gantry yesterday sparked a surge of Twitter fury For our part, we just wondered why Brighty was calling the touchline "the byeline" and spent some time trying to figure...

Duisburg awarded goal a yard from line

The referee in Duisburg - Frankfurt awards a reverse Pedro Mendes.

Bergkamp still has it

Classic chip from Dennis

Steve Kean verbals take Ronglish forward

Blackburn gaffer breaks new ground and all the guff

The top ten lovers of World Cup 2010

The best Ooh Matron moments of the World Cup so far.

Hands like glue

Classic goalkeeper own-goal.

Gilesy undermines new series of Masterchef

RTE pilot with Bill O'Herlihy and John Giles dogged by early controversy.



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