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New balls please

Yes, the headline is a coded reference to the fact that Wimbledon is still on, though so rather bizarrely is the football. This week saw the Confederations Cup final, a sort of World Cup warm-up tournament that the Brazilians did...

The obligatory Euro 2012 WAGS shortlist

Where will frisky TV directors point the cameras during injury stoppages this month?

Hands like glue

Classic goalkeeper own-goal.

Corner flag sex scene

Aussie goalscorer gets busy with corner-flag.

Sky make Andy Carroll a wanted man

Interesting choice of Super Sunday graphic in build-up to Newcastle-Sunderland.

Hell hath no fury like a footballer scorned

The sight of Wayne Rooney getting emotional as a result of being substituted wasn't unusual. Football is a passionate sport, and Rooney is a passionate player. However, despite his obvious ability, he's a rank amateur in the misbehaving stakes,...

We’ll call you, girls… maybe

Ireland u19 ladies not on song at European Championships

Liverpool could beat Arsenal to sign Ashley Williams

Liverpool appear to be the favourites to sign Swansea City captain Ashley Williams following the revelation Arsenal had a £9 million offer turned down in the last transfer window. The chances are strong enough that if Unibet were taking...

Only nice people can play football, apparently

You can't have failed to notice: John Terry is not a footballer, he's a very naughty boy. Despite his attempts to block publication of a story about his marital misdemeanours, the press is buzzing with the news...

Wenger in guff: gyrating furiously with the fourth official

The Arsenal gaffer has contributed generously to the language of football since his arrival in the Premier League.

Alan Shearer prolongs Africa’s misery – kind of

Gilesy keeps it simple, Peter Drury goes tight and all the World Cup quarter-finals guff

Eamon Dunphy’s litany of the Saints

"Poverty of ambition" sparks latest reshuffle in Dunphy's hall of greatness.



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