Manchester City in polite company from here on in

- Ian Holloway unlocks goalscoring oracle and all the rest of the week's guff....

The Unlikely Lads

- Have you ever been foiled late doors having avoided the football scores all day?...

Arsene Wenger when people still loved him – a little

- In the latest edition of Heyday, Neil Ardiff captures Arsene in his FC Mulhouse pomp....

Guff latest – Souey chops down rolling Arsenal

- Gilesy's Dream Team a little Kenny-centric and lots more guff...

Alex McLeish gets his teeth into Villa injury crisis

- And all the rest of the week's guff....

Tony Cascarino tops the 2011 Guff Parade

- A second crown in three years....

Are imaginary yellow cards really so evil?

- Why the great British fear of mime?...