Football quotes, humour and opinions

Richard Keys swearing again

chef — Sun, 11 May 2008 21:42:39 +0000

Keysy’s gotten hold of Steve Bennett’s instructions?

Final day guff

chef — Sun, 11 May 2008 20:03:37 +0000

Commentary Gabriel Egan-style as Cameron Jerome puts Birmingham 2-1 up;

“Ahhh, who go, a ha, here we go.”

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Gilesy in the Carlsberg Ad

chef — Sun, 11 May 2008 16:55:16 +0000

Gilesy, Big Jack and Big Mick living together in Gaffer Falls we can buy. We can even picture a heavily made-up Johnny relaxing by the piano in a stylish lounge coat as Jack wrestles with the perplexing matters of the day.

But we simply cannot countenance a grinning Gilesy sitting idly by watching that shambolic performance from the Milan lovelies. Number 3, in particular, certainly doesn’t look to be playing the game on its merits.

“I know I’m repeating myself, love. But you’ve got to get into a position to receive the ball, put your foot on the ball and knock a few bread and butter passes.”

Fake Ronaldo

chef — Sun, 11 May 2008 16:52:53 +0000

Has Eamo figured out how to work youtube?

What a waste of beer

chef — Sun, 11 May 2008 16:51:31 +0000

Ray Hudson not happy with Bayern’s title celebrations.

Italian glory days

chef — Sun, 11 May 2008 16:50:04 +0000

Remember when Serie A used to be good?

Ray Hudson greets Casillas penalty save …

chef — Sun, 04 May 2008 19:11:47 +0000

… in customary downbeat manner.

Michael Barrymore does John Barnes

chef — Sun, 04 May 2008 19:07:13 +0000

These were different times.

Boris Johnson tackle

chef — Sun, 04 May 2008 19:02:53 +0000

And this man wants to rid London of violent crime?

Carrick’s kind gum gesture set to fall on deaf ears

chef — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:56:23 +0000