10. “PSV have got a lot of pace up front. They’re capable of exposing themselves.”

Barry Venison

9. “He was under a lot of pressure because we were going to give him one if he didn’t come up to scratch.”

Lawro on Dion Dublin

8. “He’s gone too erect, no shape at all there, and there she goes”.

Noel King on some scrappy midfield action.

7. “Marian Pahars is imminent. He’s stripped off and ready to come.”

Clive Tyldesley

6. “The Europeans just have to feel you and they will go down.”

Dennis Irwin

5. “There’s plenty to get your mouth round on the Burnley bench; Michopoulos… Papadopoulos… Moore… Little… Cox.”

Peter Morris on BBC Berks

4. “Ronaldo throws the leg over four or five times but he doesn’t produce anything.”

Ronnie Whelan

3. “Danny Murphy’s been scoring with benders all season.”

Bryan Robson

2. “For such a small man Maradona gets great elevation on his balls.”

David Pleat

1. “McCarthy gave Ian Harte a special cuddle after he pulled him off.”

Barry Davies

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