10. “PSV have got a lot of pace up front. They’re capable of exposing themselves.”
9. “He was under a lot of pressure because we were going to give him one if he didn’t come up to scratch.”
Lawro on Dion Dublin
8. “He’s gone too erect, no shape at all there, and there she goes”.
Noel King on some scrappy midfield action.
7. “Marian Pahars is imminent. He’s stripped off and ready to come.”
6. “The Europeans just have to feel you and they will go down.”
5. “There’s plenty to get your mouth round on the Burnley bench; Michopoulos… Papadopoulos… Moore… Little… Cox.”
Peter Morris on BBC Berks
4. “Ronaldo throws the leg over four or five times but he doesn’t produce anything.”
3. “Danny Murphy’s been scoring with benders all season.”
2. “For such a small man Maradona gets great elevation on his balls.”
1. “McCarthy gave Ian Harte a special cuddle after he pulled him off.”