Gilesy, Big Jack and Big Mick living together in Gaffer Falls we can buy. We can even picture a heavily made-up Johnny relaxing by the piano in a stylish lounge coat as Jack wrestles with the perplexing matters of the day.
But we simply cannot countenance a grinning Gilesy sitting idly by watching that shambolic performance from the Milan lovelies. Number 3, in particular, certainly doesn’t look to be playing the game on its merits.
“I know I’m repeating myself, love. But you’ve got to get into a position to receive the ball, put your foot on the ball and knock a few bread and butter passes.”