The League
Managers Association site is
basically just another news site with an emphasis
on managers instead of players. However, the
members section - where out of work gaffers can
post their CVs - looks like a bit of fun. Since
we're looking for a new boss for the
underachieving DangerHere Alexandra five-a-side
team, we had a look at some of the candidates.
Now most of the lads CV's were joyless affairs.
The likes of Roy Evans and Frank Clark simply
pointed to a League Cup here and a promotion
there. However, Mr. Terence Fenwick had no such
recourse to achievement listing - his three-year
spell at Portsmouth accruing little in the way of
honours. While he was always Terry to us when he
was ambling about after Maradona, the reinvented
Terence feels compelled to compile a weighty
Personal Statement to take the bare look off
things.
Terence contends
I was able
to greatly reduce the Club’s financial deficit
but above all, develop youngsters of the quality
of Russell Perrett, Lee Bradbury, Sammy Igoe, John
Aloisi, Deon Burton and Aaron Flahaven – some of
which were pluched (??) from non-league football
and have become major assets to the Club.
I'm sure he'll
get no argument there. Not content though, he
continues.
....and for less
than £1.3 million, I bought in players of the
quality of David Hillier....
Even the
ArmchairGooner couldn't raise a defence for this
one. Though no doubt Quality Dave saved the club's
travel department no end of cash by simply
procuring any necessary luggage from airport
carousels. |
