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	<title>football quotes, humour and guff</title>
	<link>http://www.dangerhere.com/blog</link>
	<description>The DangerHere Blog</description>
	<pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2007 11:07:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Does Becks really know what he&#8217;s getting into?</title>
		<link>http://www.dangerhere.com/blog/2007/08/04/does-becks-really-know-what-hes-getting-into/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dangerhere.com/blog/2007/08/04/does-becks-really-know-what-hes-getting-into/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Aug 2007 01:41:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chef</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Guffwatch</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Reporter Jeremy StLouis to Chivas&#8217; Jesse Marsch
&#8220;Jesse, tough game to lose, lets get your thoughts on it, you put in a good effort&#8221;. 
Marsch: &#8220;Yeah, er, we actually won.&#8221;

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		<title>Multiculturalist of the day</title>
		<link>http://www.dangerhere.com/blog/2007/02/23/multiculturalist-of-the-day/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dangerhere.com/blog/2007/02/23/multiculturalist-of-the-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Feb 2007 12:48:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chef</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Guffwatch</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stand up Giggsy:
 &#8221;I was just amazed by what was happening around us, we didn&#8217;t know what was going on, but that&#8217;s the French I suppose.&#8221;

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		<title>Who are the great players part XVIII? (Egg-chasers Alert)</title>
		<link>http://www.dangerhere.com/blog/2007/02/22/who-are-the-great-players-part-xviii-egg-chasers-alert/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dangerhere.com/blog/2007/02/22/who-are-the-great-players-part-xviii-egg-chasers-alert/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Feb 2007 16:17:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chef</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Guffwatch</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[We’ve already discussed the real (serious) teams, perhaps it’s time to reflect a moment on the topic that occupies the other 50% of every waking moment of J Giles’ and E Dunphy’s lives; the great players.
As is now customary in Big Cup week – there being little in the way of actual information the research-shy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Eamo Dun Smoking</title>
		<link>http://www.dangerhere.com/blog/2007/02/21/eamo-dun-smoking/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dangerhere.com/blog/2007/02/21/eamo-dun-smoking/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2007 10:55:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chef</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Guffwatch</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Forget patches, gum or replacement Mr. Kiplings, sage Eamo - proudly triumphant over the satanic hold of nicotine addiction - finally reveals to Tubridy the prized secret to giving up smoking:
&#8220;If I want a cigarette, I have one.&#8221;
Mind you, that life-changing revelation didn&#8217;t come before the vile weed induced Eamo to seek answers many have craved for years: 
&#8220;You&#8217;ve got to ask yourself the question, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fly Le Tiss</title>
		<link>http://www.dangerhere.com/blog/2007/02/15/fly-le-tiss/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dangerhere.com/blog/2007/02/15/fly-le-tiss/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Feb 2007 13:15:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chef</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Funny Stuff</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[An airbus we assume. But hands up those who&#8217;d feel safe climbing on board a Matt Le Tissier aircraft. It might produce out of nowhere a magnificent inflight tea and breadroll, but could you ever really be sure it wouldn&#8217;t stick its hands on its hips and disappear completely just as you soared above the English [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cup crap. Big Ben guff. Felix gets cream</title>
		<link>http://www.dangerhere.com/blog/2007/02/01/cup-crap-big-ben-guff-felix-gets-cream/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dangerhere.com/blog/2007/02/01/cup-crap-big-ben-guff-felix-gets-cream/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Feb 2007 00:31:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chef</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Guffwatch</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A hungover Nell McCafferty. With a pack of cards. And an old Paul Daniels video. Half of which has had Murder She Wrote taped over it. Could produce more magic. Than the eon-sponsored. For that is how media outlets. And naturally this is one. Refer to it as. FA Cup. And yes. We are speaking [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m a commentator, get me&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.dangerhere.com/blog/2007/01/17/im-a-commentator-get-me/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dangerhere.com/blog/2007/01/17/im-a-commentator-get-me/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jan 2007 22:58:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chef</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Guffwatch</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hats off to the Beeb commentator on Newcastle - Brum. After Sibierski took a kick in the head, the moment he&#8217;d doubtless waited seasons for had finally arrived:
&#8220;Antoine decked&#8221;
Spotter&#8217;s badge Ed Leahy

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		<title>Thanks for that Andy</title>
		<link>http://www.dangerhere.com/blog/2007/01/15/thanks-for-that-andy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dangerhere.com/blog/2007/01/15/thanks-for-that-andy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jan 2007 00:34:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chef</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Guffwatch</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Keys: &#8220;So Andy, can majesty overcome muscle?&#8221;
Gray: &#8220;Well, those of us who love football would hope so but in order for majesty to overcome muscle it has to cope with muscle.&#8221;
That&#8217;s the last word on that then.
Meanwhile, Ger Canning is becoming more at home with the ground football these days, but the idiosyncratic yelping commentating [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sieve la Rafalution</title>
		<link>http://www.dangerhere.com/blog/2007/01/10/sieve-la-rafalution/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dangerhere.com/blog/2007/01/10/sieve-la-rafalution/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jan 2007 07:38:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chef</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Guffwatch</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well Rafa, gentleman of renowned tactical acumen, what do you think went wrong? Was it the team you picked? What about sticking Just William and Ziggy from Grange Hill on the right wing? Were the Arse just that good? Your verdict sir?
&#8220;The difference could be the goals that we conceded.&#8221;
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		<title>Neville say Never</title>
		<link>http://www.dangerhere.com/blog/2007/01/08/neville-say-never/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dangerhere.com/blog/2007/01/08/neville-say-never/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jan 2007 07:40:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chef</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Guffwatch</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Phil Neville lays bare his ambitions for Everton&#8217;s seasons:
&#8220;Fourth spot is what we are aiming for… we don&#8217;t want to be second best.&#8221;

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