Hairy Hands, Heavy Hands
Just what would we do on Big Cup night without Richard Keys’ intimate knowledge of the physchology of European footballers he’s only ever seen play in internationals against England, not to mind his unique insight into the internal machinations of clubs in leagues he only ever watches to compare unfavourably with the “greatest in the world”.
Of Rafael van der Vaart, Richard wondered:
“Are his injuries the kind that mightn’t stop him playing do you think? Is that why they’ve made him captain, to get him out on the pitch more often?”