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England players meet Roy for the first time

In an England minute…

Carson saves the wally with the brolly

ITV dream a happy ending for Steve McClaren.

Title win no compensation for Shakhtar manager’s wet t-shirt

Wet gaffer Mircea Lucescu unimpressed with water-based title celebrations.

Is this the best value anyone has ever got from a yellow card?

Didier Zokora remembers racial taunt allegations.. takes his chance.

The danger of resting on your laurels

As we never tire of hearing, you're always most vulnerable just after you've scored.

Anzhi Makhachkala rap video

Anzhi getting their money’s worth out of Eto’o, Carlos and Hiddink.

Granada player hits the target

With the bottle he threw at the ref...

Chris Kamara’s Euro 2012 single

We've heard worse, to be fair...

What was on Rio Ferdinand’s mind when Vincent Kompany scored

Rio appears ever so slightly distracted for Manchester City's clincher. From RTE Sport

New Liverpool cultural ambassador appointed

Merseyside's chances of hosting European Centre of Excellence for mime boosted...

Gary Lineker attempts Arsene Wenger impression

Perhaps a new comedy low for MOTD.

New contender for Worst Miss Ever title

Pescara's Lorenzo Insigne has a torrid.

A lot more to Paul McGrath than drink and depression

Mick O'Keeffe believes The Late Late Show missed a great opportunity to dig deeper into the real Paul McGrath.

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