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Giving
up the Ghost
Perhaps I
was wrong about Robert Pires. Perhaps it was
a little unfair to suggest the
bizarrely bearded Gaul threw somewhat less
than body and soul behind the Gooner cause.
Perhaps Bob is busting a gut, straining
every sinew, giving it 110 percent. Perhaps
he's just not good enough. Perhaps he's not
the only one.
The wretched Munich surrender surely
explodes the remaining myths about this
Arsenal side. Ignoring the diverting
sideshow that sees them hammer hapless
Premiership fodder at will - though only at
the comfort of Highbury, with it's
unblemished surface and heated dressing room
floors (oh, yes) - the class of 2001 have
failed all this term's big tests.
Chased down
an Elland Road alley and beaten by O'Leary's
boot boy babies, capitulation to the tidily-marshalled
pedestrians from Anfield, humiliation at the
Picturehouse of Nightmares, and now a
whimperless submission before a Bavarian
bore-squad.
And yet we Gooners are amazed at each
successive farrago. Every time the Wenger
Boys come up short there is wailing and
gnashing and wringing of hands. Fair cop, I
hold my own hands up as a ringmaster of
recrimination.
But why the misguided expectations? Why do
we expect the Arse to sweep all before them
despite every evidence that the bigger
hurdles now consistently prove a leap too
far? I reckon Gooners still think we're
looking at the double side of three years
ago. That irresistible fusion of Graham's
stubborn defensive legacy and Le Prof's
Franco-Dutch attacking juggernaut. The side
that not only overhauled Manchester United
in terms of league position, but established
physical and psychological supremacy in
one-to-one combat with the red scourge.
Sadly that side is no more. The passing of
years and the exchange of cash has seen
every department of that remarkable unit
compromised beyond recognition.
Dick Turpin in the goal has reached and
passed the summit of his form.
Three of the rearguard bedrock remain, but
they are peerless now only in terms of a
spirit that's ever more unique.
The man-mountain in the middle still pumps
the team's heartbeat but Vieira is left
alone now to carry the fight. He and Petit
were tag-team gladiators pummelling
lightweight foes like Butt and Scholes to
their knees. Until Manu is properly
replaced, Vieira cannot always be expected
to work a second shift.
Elsewhere in the team, the quality deficit
is every bit as tangible. Sadly Bergkamp
cannot do it any more and Kanu's skills
deserve either a warmer stage or a circus
big top. Parlour is still Parlour, and
Freddie is more Parlour than the Parlours
themselves.
Only in Henry has improvement been achieved.
And while the Prince of Paris lends more
imagination and a considerably better
attitude than the departed Anelka, it could
be argued that the power of the original
Nasty Nic was more likely to beat a path to
away day goals.
And then we come back to Pires. No doubt a
player of style and - let's concede -
substance. At the same time, a player kept
out of the National set-up by that
unlikeliest of wingers, Dugarry. In many
ways Overmars was the man who won the double
for Arsenal. The vital winning goals were
often his and the constant threat of his
pace forced opponent's strategic hand. Pires
may sometimes bring his own gifts to the
Arsenal party but it doesn’t seem he can
be expected to emulate probably the best
wide player in the world.
So why
should we be too critical of the Arsenal? A
team clearly needing surgery has dragged
itself within earshot of two victory
parades. And compared to the much lauded but
detestable rabble from Leeds, we've spent a
fraction of their high-profile outlays, yet
have comfortably exceeded their
achievements. The mystery man from Brazil,
Edu waits in the wings and the best crop of
youth players in England impatiently want a
turn.
So let's
concede for now that the current team is not
exactly chocolate and be pleasantly
surprised if they manage to sneak some
consolation sweeties from this season's
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