11-02-2002 Tommo's Anfield Agony The Gaffer tells Tommo that he no longer has any truck with the world of the  professional hitman. Click here

12-11-2001 Big Mac's World Cup Mix-Up The Gaffer is the victim of rugger confusion when Big Mac asks him to return to international coaching. Click here

8-10-2001 Eamo's Change of Tune The Gaffer tells Eamo how to get back into Big Mac's good books. Click here

24-9-2001 Reidy's Tactical Troubles The Gaffer helps Peter Reid to sort out Sunderland's early-season jitters. Click here

27-8-2001 Roddy's Threads The Gaffer helps Roddy to dress for Premiership success. And Mick Mc seeks  counsel on the vexed problem of a Keano injury. Click here

28-5-2001 Romantic Trouble & Crushed Ribs The Gaffer helps a lad sort out his romantic difficulties. And the Physio gives advice to a geezer who has trouble breathing. Click here

21-5-2001 The Gaffer's Back The Gaffer tells us about his honeymoon with the lovely Babs. And the Physio sticks around to sort a few more injury problems. Click here

14-5-2001 Standing in for the Gaffer: The Physio! While the Gaffer's away on honeymoon, the Physio deals with some injury-related problems. Click here

30-4-2001 Gaffer Ties the Knot! Read about the Gaffer's moving wedding Click here Also: Keano in reducer hell. And farmer Timmy from Thurles appeals to the Gaffer  for Foot and Mouth help. Click here

23-4-2001 Karl Power's Dream Turns Sour Professional impostor Karl Power faces Ferguson wrath after bluffing his way onto  the Utd team. Also: Ferguson tells the Gaffer of his motivational problems. Click here

9-4-2001 Langkilde's Double-Edged Success The Gaffer helps T. Langkilde, whose South Seas national side are showing signs of complacency after holding the Aussies to 31-nil.. Click here

9-4-2001 Little David's Humiliation The Gaffer tells little David that there are worse things in life than being substituted in the first half of an international - like being killed in a bizarre gardening accident. Click here

2-4-2001 Bernard's First-Class Faux Pas The Gaffer tells Bernard how to maintain the mandarins' cushy number while keeping star player Roy onside, and also received a psychic message from Glenn Hoddle. Click here

26-3-2001 George's Paranoid Outburst  The Gaffer tells George how to control his fiery temper and becomes something of a musical guru.  Click here

19-3-2001 Peter's Internet Blunder The Gaffer helps Peter untangle the Web, and holds up Phil Neville as an example of what can be achieved without recourse to using both your feet.  Click here

9-3-2001 Igor's Shame The Gaffer advises Arsene how to coax big Igor from under his desk, delivers psychology advice to a punter with social problems, and  rules that overhead kicks may be a foot and mouth hazard. Click here

2-3-2001 Erique's Nightmare The Gaffer reckons Erique should leave well enough alone, coaches  a bumbling Cork lad on one-on-one finishing, and displays his  pedigree by revealing an impressive CV. Click here