Crazy for you, Rafa

It’s been quite a week for the Liverpool boss. He keeps on ranting, but no one seems to be listening anymore, writes Tom Mallows

Kaka move makes City laughing stock

Poor old Man City, no one seems to take them seriously at the moment, writes Tom Mallows

Kaka snubs City carrot

What Ricky will miss out on, Ronnie’s geography, Welsh woe, Jewell philosophy.

Defoe belongs to Judas

Ribery Crash

Franck Ribery crashes Bayern bus.

Angry gaffer

“I’ll take youse all on!”

Juande cuts fingernails

Having spent his Spurs career biting his nails, now Juande has no such problems:

Mystic Lawro predicts

Merse repeats, Charlie lost in Europe, Cottee bored, Dan in Leitrim spot on.

Learning young

One youngster’s been paying attention to Ronaldo:

Corner trick

How to get out of a tight spot.

Warmup relief for Eto’o

Samuel Eto’o finds a cure for pre-match constipation.

Rafa rants on