Merson finds new Dinny Irwin

Pleat backs a hunch, Razor sharp as ever, ROG demoted and the rest.  Read More »  Read More →

Liverpool’s relative success

Smudger risks Scouse wrath and rest of quick one-twos  Read More »  Read More →

Arsene’s still got a few tricks

Wait for the cycling to finish  Read More →

Red Bulls keeper on target

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This, Ronaldo, is a tackle

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Good times over for Gilesy

Honest Berba, Motty rewrites history and Thommo talks finance  Read More »  Read More →

How Andy lost friends

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Stelling sticks it to Spurs

Giovanni sent to Hull and rest of this week’s quick one-twos.  Read More »  Read More →

Clive Tyldesley

Big Ron’s straight man before the shame.  Read More »  Read More →

John Motson

Love Football. Hate Germany. Heh heh.  Read More »  Read More →

Kevin Keegan

Football’s eternal optimist – against all odds.  Read More »  Read More →

Messi at five

Leo Messi aged five showing a bit of promise.  Read More →

Scouser does Liverpool impressions shocker

Scouser does scousers:  Read More →

Naive defending from the Swedes

How not to get the ball back at 1-0 down.  Read More →

Eamo’s fatwa resumption

Ronaldo back in firing line, Dolan hungry and the rest of this week’s quick one-twos.  Read More »  Read More →

George’s classic moment in time

Thommo’s call to nature, Spanish lice, Jimmy leaves Keano pointless, Eamo’s shortcut and more.  Read More »  Read More →

The Odd Couple

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Babel rap

“Ya’ll can’t be like me, my status is too high.”  Read More →

Kinnear on Football Focus

just as well Manish wasn’t at the press conference  Read More →

Joe Kinnear press conference

The Kinnear press conference in full (with bleeping)  Read More →