Carrick’s kind gum gesture set to fall on deaf ears

Always preferred Waddle to Johnny Barnes

Classic rap from the Geordie legend and Basile Boli.

Ronaldo is a cod

The latest Dunphy rant in full

Ireland’s brightest daily will be chuffed

Has Eamo forgotten his other paymasters?

Phil Thompson’s reaction to Riise’s own-goal

Payney?

One for the ages

A poignant window into The Merse’s soul; “Next year don’t come”

Enckleman Own-goal

Cheer up Brum fans…

It’s just like watching paint dry

Tom Hicks’ son barely keeping awake watching the Pool

Farewell Romario

King of the one-on-ones…

Career hope for Big Phil

It’s around the time of year when youngsters everywhere are anxiously mulling over their futures, wondering just what line of work might eventually suit their raw talents. All that uncertainty is over, however, for one troubled young man, as the Arsenal website brings news that the career guidance professionals have already dropped into the Emirates; [...]

If only they had fire ants at Anfield

One Brazilian player who won’t be going to ground easily again.

Ollie celebrates in own unique style

Think you’re safe on Oliver’s Khan’s side? Think again.

Dunphy and Brady clash over Wenger

“You jumped the fence, baby.”

Detention in skill school

Ukrainian’s ten hour stint just edges out Philippe Senderos’ record.

The worse ever successful penalty

Keano’s favourite bits in Kez