More England keeper trouble, six minute Fergie cries foul, Lawro danger in the workplace and more... GOING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION With the miracles slow in coming, destiny might not be so kind to the Geordie Messiah. But with everyone else letting him down, at least Kev retains faith in the coach driver; "We're still in charge of our own destination." BLINDING SAVE So England fans thought they had it tough with Paul Robinson. Just wait until Barry Fry gets his way and Norwich's Joe Lewis

Chelsea stars baulk at revealing their best-looking teammate. Ashley protests a lot doesn’t he?

At least Michael Carrick had Distin to contend with.

Eamo's sharpest u-turn and other stories..... When Adebayor shook off his bemusement at little Theo's accurate cross to knock in Arse's second, delirious George was blowing in the wind: "It's all over now baby blue." Eamo's fastest mind-change yet: "Spanish football is slowly in quite dramatic decline." Real Madrid get the Harry Kewell treatment: "They've got Arjen Robben, he's no good. Robinho, an overrated Brazilian, Drenthe - black kid who plays left side - ordinary. Gago, he's useless,

Pick the bones out of this; "As we've seen with other clubs, it doesn't necessarily mean you need good management on the footballing side, is to pick the teams, and maybe when you not got as much money, you have to look and you have to delve, because we've seen Porstmouth do it and we've seen Everton do it, so why not, with a club that Liverpool is, would be able to attract a better quality of player, still, is, yes, we might have said, yeah, we'll sit back, but because other clubs are doing it,

Newcastle’s greatest export, Ray Hudson, in one of his finer hours.

Try doing it with Subutteo though.

Gattuso not best pleased with Italian TV prank