As solved by Rio Ferdinand, and all the rest of the week's guff. BRAVO RIO You can't take your eyes off Man U players for a second. With foreman Gary Neville off the premises, someone half-inched the Old Trafford marble. Thankfully, new England role model Rio Ferdinand blew the lid off the case on Five Live last week; "Giggsy has stepped in and taken up the mantelpiece". END-TO-END STUFF Never an easy man to satisfy, Pat Dolan was demanding a lot from the Gunners on Setanta on Saturday;

Closing minutes of Thursday’s Hungarian cup tie produced one of the great OGs.

Football pie all over his face.

Classic Big Mal RIP.

Despite the obvious qualities and iconic status of Stevie G, I've long held the belief that Rafa Benitez would be glad to see the back of him - well, until the arrival of Fernando Torres that is. Gerrard has always posed something of a problem for the Spaniard. Undoubtedly Liverpool's best player for the past several years, Gerrard's tactical indiscipline allied with a need to maintain a hero's standing has often upset Rafa's tactical tinkering. A peculiarity of the English view is that