Great Gallas Protests

Fergie Fury

Gazza Struggles

Showboating

What Thommo said next

At the behest of Nicole Kidman, millions of ladies the world over are prodding a white Gameboy with a stick in a bid to improve brainpower.
And yet you’ll scarcely find a woman in the land to tune into Soccer Saturday for a far more compelling test of the mind’s dexterity, predicting the outcome of a [...]

Tardelli celebrates again

Santiago

Less innocent times with Chile and Italy in ’62. Superb indignation from David Coleman.

Saint Shock

“A female, would you believe?”

Tardelli

The greatest goal celebration of them all.

Take a Bow Mr Delaney

All hail the return of Little at Large. And he’s well pleased with Irish football’s most organised dandy, John Delaney.

With apologies to the boy Hitchcock

Blue is the Colour

A Japanese taste of Premier League 2011.

On your Bikey

Cameroon’s Andre Bikey has little tolerance for medical malpractice.

Gilroy Miss

Ger’s penalty shame.

Kenny with kiss of life for Liverpool?

Could Kenny Cunningham happened across the life-saving intervention that will kickstart the Rafalution?
“Aston Villa are breathing down their throats.”
There was a now-rare moment of clarity from Motty during Liverpool’s Upton Park reverse midweek:
“Liverpool had two players running on to that, three if you count Dirk Kuyt.”
And Keggy is doing all he can to boost the [...]

The Trap and Chippy show

Trapattoni

Trapattoni’s Salzburg address. Roughly translated as
“Our training is strong. Is modern. Training wins also. I have 21 trophies. There is blah, blah, blah from you. Fools write who know nothing. Blah, blah, blah, blah. I can understand people paying. No problema. Let whistle. Is right. Have lost. But run 90 minutes! I am a professional [...]

Trap rant

Please let it be Trapattoni.

Jackie slam

Who hasn’t wanted to do this to Jackie Fullerton when BBC Norn Iron popped up in the middle of Final Score?