Different class, different class

What a festive season its been for Jimmy Magee. We’ve enjoyed the full repertoire.  Read More »  Read More →

Tevez dances

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Cassano booking

The yellow card rules him out of the next game against old club Roma but Cassano takes it on the chin:  Read More →

Shades of ‘92 as Fergie getting worried?

“Gracious Ferguson” was the popular verdict on Saturday after Sir Alex conceded that United were “beaten by the better team” at Upton Park. But did anyone detect shades of the famous 1992 tantrum when Fergie famously described the effort the Hammers put into beating United as “obscene”? “Most teams are motivated against us anyway… ” “I suppose it was their biggest game of the season.” Surely it’s not squeaky bum time already?  Read More →

Merse ploughs on as Eamo turns again

Handsome new addition to Merse’s fledgling lingo: “Pizarro’s tried to be greedy and he’s done the Sunday roast. Goal kick.” Liverpool would never have trouble qualifying if Ray Houghton was in charge. “Last three games of the group, 15 points, absolutely fantastic.” You were wondering why Sky’s Rob Palmer never really gets the big gigs? “Tuncay’s goal was something special, something you can’t really negate for.” Can we take...  Read More »

Fabio angry

When Fabio Capello takes charge, Stevie G might be wise to think twice before knocking too many Hollywood balls.  Read More →

Walter Rant

“His behaviour over the years has been impeccable really.” Never saw this famous chat with Chick Young, Gilesy?  Read More →

Green Wickets by Ed Leahy

Former dispenser of sage advice in his role as DH Towers taxifan, Ed Leahy put down the arduous slog of six tough weeks in the Caribbean this year. In between appraising the RTE website of the quality of his breakfast muffins, Eddie managed to pen a book commemorating Ireland’s historic showing at the World Cup. And what a fine tome it turned out to be. A coffee-table style production with some great photographs from Irish bowler Paul Mooney, Ed has produced...  Read More »

Anton and Nigel

Nigel Reo Coker & Anton Ferdinand doing the Soulja Boy Crank  Read More →

Anton and Nigel

Nigel Reo Coker & Anton Ferdinand doing the Soulja Boy Crank  Read More →

Red Tom Tyrrell and co ride on

Some of the choice cuts this week from the DH Fine Emporium of Guff Phil Thommo using his mangerial nous to get in the head of Juande Ramos: “He’s put Zokora in there to look at maybe long-short term.” Red Tom Tyrrell defends the good people of St. Helens from the greatest sleight of all: “It used to be in Lancashire but it’s now on Merseyside, but the people of St. Helens are not Scousers, that’s for sure.” And Martin O’Neill is subjected...  Read More »

Kammy sings

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Jimmy Magee in fine form on Sunderland - Derby

After leaving in seven at Goodison, the Black Cats record signing suffered the ultimate sanction at Keano’s hands: “Craig Gordon has been fingered and dropped.” Harsh but fair. And Jim had his own cruel verdict for Kenwyn Jones and his clumsy brand of profligacy: “Ahh, denied by the upright. Or maybe he denied himself.” Perched as he undoubtedly was in a Montrose broom cupboard, there was a suspicion Jim had the old gramophone going in...  Read More »

Why can’t pundits recognise an open mic?

Jim White and Charlie Nicholas having a laugh about the famine, Souness double-talk and Darragh Moloney is, like, sooo whatever. Check out all the guff in Champions, the Premier League pullout in today’s Irish Examiner.  Read More →

Happier times for Harry

“No wonder he’s in the facking reserves.”  Read More →

Harry’s press conference

“…I say emails, but I don’t have a computer. And if I did, I wouldn’t know how to work it.”  Read More →

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