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Just one extract from a highly entertaining barney between Dunphy and Gilesy over the possibility of El Tel getting the Ireland job. Eamo’s primary concern is the slim prospect of Tel coming “over here to little Paddyland and not embarrassing us?”  Read More »  Read More →

ARSENAL “Had the moral courage to keep doing the right things.” MARK VIDUKA “If I was his manager, I’d be tempted to choke him.” KEANO “The first thing a manager should do is get a big sign in his office saying “Do not comment on other team and other managers”  Read More →

Poor Red Tom was rather “dischuffed” on Saturday at United’s demise. And scuffling winger-turned-inventor has joined Gilesy on the “personal stereos are killing football” crusade. Check out all the weekend’s guff in the Champions pullout in today’s Irish Examiner.  Read More →

In recent times we’ve been following with some interest Paul Merson’s brave bid for noun-free living. Dodgy fullbacks have had “an absolute torrid”, stricken strikers have “had a lot of medical on” and Sammy Lee followed “Big” into the Bolton job.  Read More »  Read More →

After all these years of being ridden rock solid by the Dubs, all the weekend’s gaffes will now feature in the Champions pullout in Monday’s Irish Examiner. Daycent biy.  Read More →

Should be good for a few bars of Don’t cry for me Argentina with Gilesy in Lillies  Read More »  Read More →

Haul Baz Davies off the petangue court and back into the gantry, Motty will surely never hold a mic again. Who will ever forget the plaintive, disbelieving wail when the second went in: “The flag is not up!” Long before the end, he was a sad and beaten man, shorn of human dignity: “Surely there is going to be one more chance. Surely there is.” Lawro was little help, seemingly unable even to profer a hug: “Say something Mark, say...  Read More »

Japanese lads devise perfect vehicle for hapless England left back. It might even stop Stevie Me attempting Hollywood balls every thirty seconds too. Nah.  Read More →

“Wake up. You didn’t lose the game because of the tactics. We are simply better team.”  Read More →

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