Thanks to our friends at tshirtsfc.com we have a fetching Cesc Fabregas Fab 4 t-shirt to give away featuring four of everyone’s flavour of the month midfield maestro decked out in mop tops and trademark beatwear suits. If he’s alright by Gilesy…
Having comprehensively completed his BBC reprogramming transfusion, wasn’t TV3 prodigal son Conor MacNamara rather giddy indeed that his new egg-chasing gig has taken him off the Five Live northern cloggers circuit and into the City of Love.
Sadly the DH Towers Sky + let us down so can anyone confirm that poor old Stephen Bywater did indeed furnish Kammy and Claire Tomlinson with the following sage advice at half eleven in the morning on Goals on Sunday:
Following the first leg of Liverpool – Barcelona in the Big Cup last season, Eamo told us that “Ronan O’Gara and Brian O’Driscoll, these guys are up there. These guys set the bar for sport in the modern age and Ronaldinho doesn’t measure up.”
Mark Hughes rushes down the tunnel to see if the cheque’s already been cashed when he sees Roque Santa Cruz’s first touch:
“When we come to places like San Marino or Andorra, we always say ‘why?’ don’t we?”
No Richard, that’s not what we say at all is it?
For those of you that missed it, the night’s comi-tragedy in a nutshell.
First correct answer wins a DangerHere t-shirt.
Wasn’t it so much easier when we had George’s premature fowl audits to blame for last minute catastrophes? Not this time:
Louis Saha’s winner for United on Saturday was a real tear-jerker for Jimmy Magee – a moving tale of one man’s ascension from the most ignominious of beginnings to ultimate triumph at the Theatre of Dreams: “The man who was born in Paris, France is now the hero.”
According to The Times Online:
Baltrusch claims that she was driven to Ronaldo’s house with four other prostitutes and told to help the three players, two of their friends and an unidentified “fat man” to celebrate United’s first victory of the season.
With Jamie Redknapp having half the Premiership literally on fire, or literally left for dead, it’s probably just as well we’ve got an International break coming up. Nice though for Scholesy to get a few days off with his colouring books: “He sees the pictures and he literally paints them straight away.”
