Archive for: August, 2007

John Giles

John Giles

The statesman of Irish punditry


Tom Tyrrell

Tom Tyrrell

The voice of Manchester United


West Ham up to their old tricks

West Ham up to their old tricks

Haven’t they learned a thing? A quick perusal of RTE Aertel’s “Soccer” headlines suggests the Hammers are still using players that don’t belong to them. Spotter’s Badge Gerry McGreevy


Outside Left: Phileas Beckham feeling the pace

Outside Left: Phileas Beckham feeling the pace

We start in Lithuania with the owner of Scottish side Heart of Midlothian FC, Vladimir Romanov.


All change in Manchester

All change in Manchester

Dave Odell rounds up the week’s funny football stories


Arsenal crossbar challenge

Hats off to the Arse for snubbing Lovejoy and co all these years and then making a show of themselves on French telly instead. Wenger’s “Walcott peut-etre!” a particularly poignant and telling moment that convinced nobody.


Week in Guff: Ronnie Whelan gets to bottom of Riise power

Week in Guff: Ronnie Whelan gets to bottom of Riise power

Football Focus on Saturday provided the clearest evidence yet what damage a lifetime of heading the ball can do to the brain. According to Martin Keown, this is… “… the strongest Everton squad you can ever remember.” Tell that to Big Nev.


Stelling’s timing just off

From last season:


The Week in Funny Football Videos

Beckham can bend it! Would there be a film in that do you think?


Job not done. Mourinho not getting carried away.

Job not done. Mourinho not getting carried away.

No wonder Keano is getting so upset about modern footballers prioritising shopping over the game. According to Paul Walsh on Sky, some players – Mattie Taylor for one – are so obsessed with everyday possessions that it’s creeping into their passing: “If he’s spotted Benjani there, that is an absolutely worldly ball.”


Don’t forget Wigan – Middlesbrough tonight folks

Don’t forget Wigan – Middlesbrough tonight folks

“The pressure is on both of them already,” says Andy Gray. Meanwhile, the pressure was on Gary MacAllister last night and didn’t he let Richard Keys down badly.


Arsene Wenger’s disco pants

Now have grass stains.


Red Issue hacked?

Red Issue hacked?

Bad weekend all round for United. Not only has the Roon broken every bone in his body and the exiting new strikeforce of John O’Shea scuppered the DH accumulator, but look what’s become of famed United website redissue.co.uk. Pic here in case the Scousers have already returned the site and hubcaps.


Week in Guff: Merse a fish out of his tree

Week in Guff: Merse a fish out of his tree

He was in Dublin during the week plugging Soccer Saturday, and Paul Merson didn’t let us down on the opening day, greeting Roque Santa Cruz’s debut header for Blackburn thus: “He’s rose like a fish.”


Football, Fifteen Years On

Football, Fifteen Years On

When football was invented in 1992 by a brave, visionary group of television executives, none of them could possibly have foreseen the juncture at which we now find ourselves, on the cusp of the sixteenth season of what those founding fathers lovingly called ‘the Premiership’.


Gaffers under thumb, but not Prince. Becks benched

Gaffers under thumb, but not Prince. Becks benched

The new soccer season is upon us with the major European leagues just starting – and the anticipation is bigger than ever before. Will we recognise the players, or even be able to pronounce their names? But there is one thing that will stay the same and has already started in earnest.


Mersey Double, Arse, Man U and Chelsea

Mersey Double, Arse, Man U and Chelsea

Ave a monkey on this: Everton home to Wigan, Pool away at Villa and handy homes for United, Chelsea and Arsenal. Decent looking value at 6-1 at www.paddypower.com


dangerhere.com Fantasy League

dangerhere.com Fantasy League

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Transfer twists

Transfer twists

Lets be honest everyone loves the speculation of the transfer market, you know the type of thing, which players are going where, how much they’re going to cost, how often they’ll say “This is the only club I’ve ever wanted to play for!”


Does Becks really know what he’s getting into?

Does Becks really know what he’s getting into?

Reporter Jeremy StLouis to Chivas’ Jesse Marsch: “Jesse, tough game to lose, lets get your thoughts on it, you put in a good effort”. Marsch: “Yeah, er, we actually won.”

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