Haven’t they learned a thing? A quick perusal of RTE Aertel’s “Soccer” headlines suggests the Hammers are still using players that don’t belong to them. Spotter’s Badge Gerry McGreevy  Read More →

We start in Lithuania with the owner of Scottish side Heart of Midlothian FC, Vladimir Romanov.  Read More »  Read More →

Dave Odell rounds up the week’s funny football stories  Read More »  Read More →

Hats off to the Arse for snubbing Lovejoy and co all these years and then making a show of themselves on French telly instead. Wenger’s “Walcott peut-etre!” a particularly poignant and telling moment that convinced nobody.  Read More →

Football Focus on Saturday provided the clearest evidence yet what damage a lifetime of heading the ball can do to the brain. According to Martin Keown, this is… “… the strongest Everton squad you can ever remember.” Tell that to Big Nev.  Read More »  Read More →

From last season:  Read More →

Beckham can bend it! Would there be a film in that do you think?  Read More »  Read More →

No wonder Keano is getting so upset about modern footballers prioritising shopping over the game. According to Paul Walsh on Sky, some players - Mattie Taylor for one - are so obsessed with everyday possessions that it’s creeping into their passing: “If he’s spotted Benjani there, that is an absolutely worldly ball.”  Read More »  Read More →

“The pressure is on both of them already,” says Andy Gray. Meanwhile, the pressure was on Gary MacAllister last night and didn’t he let Richard Keys down badly.  Read More »  Read More →

Now have grass stains.  Read More →

Bad weekend all round for United. Not only has the Roon broken every bone in his body and the exiting new strikeforce of John O’Shea scuppered the DH accumulator, but look what’s become of famed United website redissue.co.uk. Pic here in case the Scousers have already returned the site and hubcaps.  Read More →

He was in Dublin during the week plugging Soccer Saturday, and Paul Merson didn’t let us down on the opening day, greeting Roque Santa Cruz’s debut header for Blackburn thus: “He’s rose like a fish.”  Read More »  Read More →

When football was invented in 1992 by a brave, visionary group of television executives, none of them could possibly have foreseen the juncture at which we now find ourselves, on the cusp of the sixteenth season of what those founding fathers lovingly called ‘the Premiership’.  Read More »  Read More →

The new soccer season is upon us with the major European leagues just starting - and the anticipation is bigger than ever before. Will we recognise the players, or even be able to pronounce their names? But there is one thing that will stay the same and has already started in earnest.  Read More »  Read More →

Ave a monkey on this: Everton home to Wigan, Pool away at Villa and handy homes for United, Chelsea and Arsenal. Decent looking value at 6-1 at www.paddypower.com  Read More →

Here’s the code for the official Dangerhere.com fantasy league at www.premierleague.com: 333490-67035 A few t-shirts will be available for the winner. Just pick your team, then click Enter a league and pop in the code. There will be some exclusive yet-to-be-released DH tees for the winners.  Read More →

Lets be honest everyone loves the speculation of the transfer market, you know the type of thing, which players are going where, how much they’re going to cost, how often they’ll say “This is the only club I’ve ever wanted to play for!”  Read More »  Read More →

Reporter Jeremy StLouis to Chivas’ Jesse Marsch: “Jesse, tough game to lose, lets get your thoughts on it, you put in a good effort”. Marsch: “Yeah, er, we actually won.”  Read More →