Handsome new addition to Merse’s fledgling lingo:

“Pizarro’s tried to be greedy and he’s done the Sunday roast. Goal kick.”

Liverpool would never have trouble qualifying if Ray Houghton was in charge.

“Last three games of the group, 15 points, absolutely fantastic.”

You were wondering why Sky’s Rob Palmer never really gets the big gigs?

“Tuncay’s goal was something special, something you can’t really negate for.”

Can we take it Eamo that Rio is no longer “a bad character, mentally slow, and a tramp?”

“Ferdinand and Vidic forming a wonderful partnership now.”

Check out all the rest of the week’s guff in the Champions pullout in The Irish Examiner

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